I'm not sure if it is only me, but I wake up hungry in the morning. If I am being perfectly honest, I wake up most mornings hungry, but since I have been tethered to my home I am ravenous each morning! I could be wrong, but I think I even dream about food. I cannot be sure because I don't actually remember my dreams, but I wake up with some strange food ideas for the day. That leads me directly to my next meme.
I am confident in saying that I am not going to need AA when this pandemic is finished, but weight watchers is something I may need to seriously consider and research. I wonder if I can get a two for one special because Cooper, the world-class moocher, really like my cooking. Maybe I should increase the frequency of our walks each day. it might help us both. Why did I stop working out at night - god knows it wasn't for lack of time.
This perfectly illustrates what Cooper and I did immediately after the conference call today. Don't be so judgmental - that call took a lot out of us both! I was under the impression that Milo was napping someplace too, but as you can see from my next meme - the little bastard was up to something else!
Any other time, this would have been cute, even a bit humorous. These days when you are more apt to see a unicorn in the grocery store than a roll toilet paper - I really didn't find the humor in it at all. He clearly is an evil and vindictive little f*cker! Get used to me being here you little bastard, it doesn't look like I'm going anywhere anytime soon!
I went to the grocery store today to re-stock my snack supplies (yes, I picked up normal and nutritious food too...what are you my Mom?) Not surprisingly, the toilet paper was still sold out. I guess I could always make a run over to the office to pick up a few rolls, or better yet, I might just use Milo - payback is a bitch pussy cat!