Thursday, January 21, 2021
Tuesday, January 19, 2021
No, this post isn't about another visit from our favorite bear, Yogi (click here for recap), but I, for one, have been missing his visits. I hope he is okay and just enjoying some well deserved sleep and slumber (yes, I am jealous). Maybe he will be back to visit once he gets up from his "long nap".
I forgot to mention last week that The Nuthouse would be closed on Monday. Martin Luther King Day is a national holiday, so we were closed. I enjoyed my three-day weekend immensely. I started a new book and watched some TV....yup, my life is VERY EXCITING!
On my way to The Nuthouse this morning, I stopped and picked up some donuts. Now, I love donuts as much as the next guy (glazed and jelly), but the main reason for my purchase was to see if The Boss is still holding firm to his New Year resolution of eating in a more healthy manner (click here for recap). I was the toast of The Nuthouse when my fellow employees saw that magic donut box of goodness as I walked in the door (I was a couple of minutes later than usual). The Boss didn't even mention the sweet confections in my hand - he acted like he didn't even see them; but that would soon change.
As the morning went on, he made a few more trips to the kitchen area then usual. I thought it a bit strange, but didn't think much of it until I noticed that the box that once held the last two glazed donuts, was now strangely empty and no one other than The Boss has been near by. Could this guru of health and wellness be sneaking donuts in the darkened kitchen like a crack-addict on the corner? Although I can not prove a thing, I think my hypothesis is correct - he is a donut sneaker! I dare him to speak to any of us about eating healthy...if he does, I may have to inquire about where those two missing glazed donuts (one was calling to me from the kitchen) actually went.
Have a wonderful week and don't worry we will "talk" again soon!
Tuesday, January 12, 2021
When I arrived today, it was good to see Frack swimming around his tank thoroughly enjoying his mere existence. As you might remember, he had a roommate named Frick who met his fish-maker a while back. I have considered getting Frack a new partner in crime, but considering how The Boss views our mascot, I think bringing another fish in will push him over the edge. I fed Frack and noticed that I will need to clean his tank again soon. I will have to schedule it when The Boss isn't around so I don't have to hear him complain about the noisy fish tank again (click here for recap).
I noticed that Wayne had had his stitches removed and is back to full duty (click here for recap). Wayne being back to full duty is both a good and bad thing. It is nice to have him available, but when he is available, you never know when he might hurt himself again. I have considered purchasing one of those signs where you record the number of days without an accident but I think that would offend some people here in The Nuthouse. Truth be told, I don't think we would ever see a number above 20 as long as Wayne is employed here.
The Boss is still on his canned tuna kick - the office now consistently smells of tuna. I guess tuna is high in protein, but tuna out of a can cannot be very tasty. Speaking of becoming a better version of yourself for 2021 - I joined Beachbody over the weekend and last night was my first workout. I am embarrassed to say that every part of my body is sore today! I haven't mentioned it to anyone at The Nuthouse - everyone is too overwhelmed with The Boss' new fitness regimen. He never misses an opportunity to discuss his new eating habits or plans for exercising after work. Lord help us, it's like he has found Jesus, but "exercise Jesus".
The Boss' "friend" came in today; you remember, the guy who "plowed" us out three days after the snowstorm (click here for recap). Well, you will never guess why he visited...yup, he was looking for payment for his wonderful work! The Boss asked me to cut him a check - let us hope we don't get any more snow this season because my world would be complete if I never saw this a-hole again! Don't worry, The Boss made sure he was well aware of his new interest in eating correctly and exercising.
Well, that wraps up Tuesday in The Nuthouse. I hope you week is going quickly and you are as happy as Frack is swimming around his little two-gallon tank. Until next time....
Monday, January 11, 2021
Monday, January 4, 2021
Happy 2021 Nutties; I'm back and by 9 AM it felt like I didn't have a day off! Gotta love how The Nuthouse never changes! I hope your holiday was safe, fun and Santa brought you everything you ever asked and dreamed of.
I actually wasn't totally dreading going into the office today (I know, right?), but as soon as I arrived, the sensible me took over and I wanted to go running for my car like my hair was on fire. The Boss was already there when I arrived; this didn't surprise me considering this insane man came in to The Nuthouse on Christmas day (click here for recap). I really am beginning to think his family is as annoyed by him on a daily basis as we are....that's fine honey, just go check on the office on Christmas morning...don't worry, we will wait until you return to open presents and have breakfast....INSANE!
Some funny (and not so funny, but totally understandable) things occurred to my co-workers during our time away. Drew and his family cut their own Christmas tree this year (click here for recap) and when they brought it home, they also brought home an infestation of some sort of beetle. I guess they cut it down and once it was brought into a warm environment, the critters started waking up and moving about. At first, they found a couple of bugs around the house and didn't think anything of it. As the day progressed, I guess it was like a scene from the bible - they were everywhere. He says when they were decorating the tree, they didn't see anything out of the ordinary, but by that next morning, all bets were off - the beetles outnumbered the humans 100-1. I guess they were lucky that they didn't get a squirrel in it like the Griswold's did in Christmas Vacation.
Once they determined the tree was patient zero, the tree, ornaments and lights were deposited outside so the wildlife could be free. I guess on New Year's day his wife bundled herself up and removed the ornaments and lights from the beetle tree. Needless to say, Drew now reports that they are in the market for a realistic looked artificial tree for next year. His wife said that a real tree would come back in her house again, over her dead and rotting corpse. I'll have to find out where my Mom got her new tree and pass the information along to Drew.
Now that story was an unexpected one - funny, but unexpected none the less. This next one, didn't surprise me in the least! If you remember, there was going to be a big Christmas Eve event at the church that Mike and Wayne attend (click here for recap). Well, from what I can determine, the event went well and was quite lovely. The problem occurred when someone decided that Wayne would be the best person in the kitchen after the event. I guess after then event, they had everyone come to the back area of the church for coffee, donuts and bagels. Here is where the problem started; by putting Wayne in the kitchen, near sharp objects (knives), you were asking for a disaster - and a disaster they got. Wayne was in charge of cutting the bagels and during the preparation he proceeded to slice his hand wide open! He arrived at work this morning with his hand so bandaged up, it was almost half the size of his head. Clearly, this man is dangerous to himself and those around him. He really needs to be in a bubble for his own (and the worlds) protection.
He says it is healing nicely, but he still needs to keep it wrapped and clean until the stitches are removed - so Wayne will be on limited duty in the warehouse until he visits his doctor again. This man has been on limited duty longer than he has been on regular duty since joining The Nuthouse. I try not to be around him too much - it is just too dangerous!
It's great to be back (insert sarcasm here) and I'm sure we will continue to pick up right where we left off in 2020. Until next time Nutties!
Friday, January 1, 2021
Happy New Year Nutties! May 2021 bring you health, happiness and prosperity. I look at it this way, it definitely has to be better than 2020 - am I right?? Fingers crossed!
I have a few more days remaining of my holiday break and I am taking full advantage of it; sleeping late, eating junk food (because I am going to start exercising again in 2021) and enjoying lots of extra time with my furry boyz. As I have mentioned before - Cooper loves it and Milo is really tired of seeing my face. All is right in my little world!
My parents called me last night to wish me a Happy New Year and the area around their home sounded like a war zone. Fireworks are legal during certain times of year where they live and with this year being so shitty, I think many, many people were ready to celebrate 2020 being kicked to the curb. My Mom texted me this morning and said the noise only got worse at they approached 12 AM and continued at full speed until almost 1 AM. I'm glad poor Cooper didn't have to be subjected to all that noise - he hates fireworks.
Enjoy your long weekend and I'll be back for Nuthouse news on January 4th! Happy New Year!